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Citaat:

Rules of the Barn:

1. I am human. You are horse. What I say goes. Please take that into
consideration when you are standing on my foot.

2. Spilled grain is not "fair game", especially when it is spilled
in another horses stall. It still belongs to that particular horse.
You have no reason to go in and eat it.

3. Poop does not need to be hidden. I clean your stall every day. I
will find it. Do not hide it.

4. I do not need your help when I clean the barn, nor do I need your
supervision, or even your presence. I have been cleaning the barn
and stalls ever since you lived here. I know what I am doing.

Standing at the door staring at me, will not make me clean faster.

5. There is no need to go into the barn and help yourself to the

feed. Meals are given at specific times of the day. There is a feed
schedule. You know the schedule. I know you know the schedule. You
know that I know that you know the schedule. There is no need to
help yourself.

6. Water buckets are not toys. Neither is the gate, pitchfork, wheel
barrow, whatever is in the wheel barrow, fence, or the occasional
dog.

7. The wheel barrow is there for a reason. Please do not try to move
it while I am cleaning your stall.

8. Just because I go into the barn doesn't mean you automatically
get food. There is other stuff in the barn. Stuff you don't want.
Like wormer and fly spray.

9. Sheath cleaning will NOT be enjoyed...by anyone. ???

10. Water travels through the hose. If you are thirsty, do not stand
on the hose. The water buckets will fill much faster.

11. Not everything has to be high drama. None of the following
things will kill you: fly spray, plastic bags, balloons, hoses,
chipmunks and other small rodents, or bright blue tarps.

12. Although I understand the need for you to go to the bathroom, it
is not necessary to hold it in all day until the moment I finish
cleaning your stall and put away the wheel barrow.

13. Accidents happen. However, I'm not altogether sure you're not
trying to kill yourself. Next time you decide to impale yourself on
some sort of object, please try to do it when it's not hailing,
midnight, the weekend, or Christmas.

14. While I appreciate your need to be clean, pooping in your water
bucket does not make my job easier, and it deprives you of water.
Please find a new spot.

15. Whinnying as loudly as you can in my face does not make me feed
you any faster.

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Citaat:

12. Although I understand the need for you to go to the bathroom, it
is not necessary to hold it in all day until the moment I finish
cleaning your stall and put away the wheel barrow.