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- Anoniem
Geplaatst: 23-08-01 11:05
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new
program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and
valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches
during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday
Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I cannot seem to keep wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run some of my other favorite
applications. I am thinking about going back to
Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this program.
Can you please help me !!!???
Thanks,
A TROUBLED USER
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Dear TROUBLED USER,
This is a very common problem men complain about, but
is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people
upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea
that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT
program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed
by it's creator to run everything.
It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to
Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause
Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the
system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0
is not designed to do this.
Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more
problems than the original system. Look in your manual under
"Warnings-Alimony/Child support." I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and deal with the situation.
I suggest installing background application program C:YES DEAR to alleviate
software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I might also suggest
you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You
must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur,
regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the
command C:APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use of C:YES DEAR because
ultimately you may have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating
system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you
take the blame for all the GPFs.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high-maintenance. Consider buying
additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend
Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K. Do not, under any circumstances install
Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife
1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of Luck,
Tech Support
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