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"You don't know Jack Sh*tt".
This phrase is commonly used by Americans during a heated argument to let the other guy know that he knows nothing.
Now you will know the entire story...
Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt.
O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnete, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Knee-Deep-Inn-Schitt business. Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt and together they produced six children.
Holy Schitt was their first child. Next came the twin sons Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt and then two daughters Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. Their final child, another son, was named Bull Schitt.
In the mean time, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a highschool dropout.
Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they had one son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Bird Schitt and Horace Schitt.
Bull Schitt married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt and they are expecting the arrival of Baby Schitt.
So now you know Jack Schitt and his family in case someone asks.
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