I have a split personality
One that has only petty for herself
The other that hates the petty for herself
One that can only talk about herself
The other hating all the talking about herself
One that wants to be there for her friends
Day and night
The other saying she has to care more about herself
One thinking she must be more of a sport
The other that she is so unlucky
And me I can’t shoos which one to be