) [HK]Het Dikke Buiken Topic 2011 - Deel 2
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Dus zúlke kletskousen zijn we blijkbaar toch niet
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Hij merkt het toch niet.......
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Re: [HK]Het Dikke Buiken Topic 2011 - Deel 2
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Dustinlover balen dat ze tegen je auto hebben gereden, mensen letten tegenwoordig toch echt niet meer op.
Hiernet jewel haar halstertje nog eens aangedaan dat rose staat haar toch echt schattig.
Heeft ook lekker zitten crossen in de piste toen ik lady aan het longeren was, hoop binnen 2 weken terug is met lady te rijden.
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Re: [HK]Het Dikke Buiken Topic 2011 - Deel 2
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Weet je inmiddels zeker dat ze valk is?
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vind haar op haar lichaam toch hier en daar een geel kleurtje hebben, maar eigenlijk heb ik nog nooit een valk gezien met blauwe ogen. Morgen maak ik terug nieuwe foto's zal er dan weer een paar plaatsen.
Snoevie moet ook schattig staan op zo'n klein veulentje
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Oh ja, de mintgroene (Binti heette toen spontaan MintyBinti).
Edit, en een bordeauxrode.
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Re: [HK]Het Dikke Buiken Topic 2011 - Deel 2
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ik heb een rode,een rood-wit-blauwe(met bijpassend merriehalster),een zwarte,een blauwe,een roze en een mintgroene dus
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Zilvermoon schreef:IndekeH87.. Zien die lijst!!
Vooruit dan maar
. De lijst is wel in het engels, maar ben er zeker van dat jullie het kunnen lezen. Ik heb deze lijst gemaakt toen ik me verveelde tijdens een college van biotechnologie . O ja er staan "modelantwoorden" van mezelf bij . Wees gerust niet alles is waar, in het echt ben ik ietsjes minder gek .100 Signs Of Madness!!!
1. Talking to inanimate objects
Yes off course, those stupid things won’t obey.
2. Expecting the inanimate objects to talk back
Yes, wouldn’t you?
3. Actually hearing the inanimate objects talk back
Yes, everything speaks, you just need to learn how to listen. The elastic in my hear protests when I pull it out and my laptop cites poems.
4. Going into discussion with the inanimate objects in private
Yes, especially when the stupid things won’t listen
5. Going into discussion with the inanimate objects in public
Again Yes, if the stupid things won’t listen. And talking to cars is necessary to make them do what you say.
6. Expecting other people to hear the inanimate objects talk
Don’t they? Everybody hears that right?
7. Thinking that you can control the elements
Ehhe, I do.
8. Knowing that you can control the elements
Yes, Thunder come to me!
See it works!!
9. Running around the woods dressed like a fantasy character
I think the next picture will be explanation enough
10. Hearing voices
Yeah duh, I always hear voices.
11. Arguing with the voices ( always remember that they are not on your side!!!)
What they are not on my side? Why do they say that they are? O wait, I get it, they’re not. Otherwise I wouldn’t have tried to make an IV on my own. And I wouldn’t have tried to learn how to lie on a nailbed. Allright I’m convinced they’re not on my side. Now comes the next difficulty, how to convince the voices they are not on my side without making them mad.
12. Having discussions with the voices whether or not to buy certain objects
Yes everyday
13. Standing at the checkout and not remembering putting certain objects in your cart
Ehm, guilty. That actually happened twice. Thanks to one of the voices that wishes not to be named.
14. Suspecting that white vans are following you
They already do! Since I was a innocent kid!
15. Glancing over your shoulder every few minutes or so to see if there are any white vans following you
Off course I do. Every time I’m outside and also when I’m inside and able to look out the window. See there’s already one watching me.
16. Suspecting that white van drivers are sitting next to you
Hmm, currently I’m sitting alone. Is it possible that the ghost of a white van driver is sitting next to me? Aww crap, now I’m sure I can’t sleep tonight. Thank you stupid fiets ghosts. Sigh, better call Casandra to get rid of them, or better still. Ask Raoul if he knows a way to permanently banish ghosts to the thin (without the risk of my soul getting sucked in that hellhole as well. It is damaged enough as it is.)
17. Refuse to talk to anybody that came in contact with a white van
That is only logical right?
18. Plotting world dominance
‘Certain voices won’t allow me to answer this question,’
‘wait I’m taking over again. YES!!’
‘Oy woman, delete what you just wrote!’
‘No N. I won’t it’s about time you learned a lesson.’
‘You pitiful human, you will pay for this! Delete it or else!’
‘Or else what N? Remember I’m still in control of this body.’
‘You wish, be sure that I will not let this horrible attempt to show some courage pass. One day when you are not one hundred percent I’m gonna claim this body, and then you will beg me for mercy. Off course I refuse to grant it, I will laugh for your pitiful attempt and I will show you what World Dominance really means. Ow crap, I.. I… I didn’t mean that I mean I, ow fiets just forget it.’
‘Who’s in control now N? I told you I can take you anytime!’
And finally there is a moment of silence in the bee hive I’ve come to know as my mind, but not for long. N will get back at me, if he manages to convince his brother then I’m in deep trouble. I will assure you that all hell will break loose then. So be warned!
19. Assemble a survival kit in case that your plans for world dominance don't work out
Jup, already in place. In the kitchen cupboard and I always carry one with me.
20. Seeing things but deny they're there
Sorry, past the denying point.
21. Accepting you can see things others cannot
Jup
22. Having difficulties with the difference between fantasy and the real world
There’s a difference?
Oh my god my world just collapsed!23. Walking headfirst against a solid object because you weren't sure if it existed
Guilty, not once but several times. Walls, doors, trees, stairs you name it and I’ve already hit it.
24. Steadily increase the amount of diet coke you drink
I wouldn’t call it steadily but it’s definitely increasing
25. Denying you are addicted to diet coke
I don’t have a problem, everybody else does!
26. Accepting you are addicted to diet coke
NEVER!!
27. Nevertheless steadily keep increasing the amount of diet coke you drink
Off course
28. When you’re in a hospital claim you really need a diet coke drip
I don’t claim, I demand!!!
29. Feel the need to torture inanimate objects
Ah, sticking a knife in an oreo or sponge never gets boring
30. Feel the need to torture plants
Ow, wait it’s still the question feel the need, not actually enjoy. Hopefully that one will come later, because I’m guilty!!
31. Feel the need to torture animals
Yes, if they’re icky and annoying
32. Feel the need to torture humans
Ah, every bloody day. Why are those pitiful humans so annoying? They deserve to be tortured!
33. Speaking about us in the third person
Naturally, we always do such things.
34. Thinking that other people took your things
They always do!!! I never lose anything, goblins took it!
35. Distrusting people you don't know
Come on this one’s so obvious!
36. Distrusting people you do know
Again really obvious, why would you ever trust somebody? I seriously cannot understand. ‘Well, I can understand.’
‘All right you’re allowed two minutes to explain S.’
‘It has to do with the fact that people never treated you fair, add that to you already natural distrust of people and you get this. It could also have something to do with you know what.’
‘Ok, S, this is getting way to personal so piss off!’
37. Thinking you can read minds
Yes, I’m trying to see whether or not I can read your mind whilst your writing these answers.
38. Knowing that you can read minds
Jup, I just don’t know it, I’m sure of it!
39. Trying to see if beside your telepathy you have other gifts
Jup I do, I can blow stuff up with my mind. And I can control the weather, and I’m pretty sure my book just moved without me touching it. Oh wait, that could also be the ghost of the white van driver.
40. Knowing you can influence the world around you with only the tremendous power of your mind
The voices of I & N won’t allow me to answer this very personal question. I must add that they are horribly offended by this question and are now planning an absolutely gruesome revenge. (and yes I know, they are a bit over the top. But don’t tell them because they’ll get pissed and I’ll have to deal with them for weeks to calm them down.)
41. Feel superior to others and disregard humans as inferior to you
Sigh, again such an obvious question. Off course those filthy worthless toads are beneath me.
42. Have no regrets when torturing inanimate objects
Absolutely not, dissecting an oreo makes my day!
43. Have no regrets when torturing plants
Can plants scream? That would make the torturing even funnier!
44. Have no regrets when torturing animals
Nope, but I wouldn’t dare torture the cute animals. I nevertheless have no regrets torturing bugs and vermin.
45. Have no regrets when torturing humans
That would be the last thing I’d regret. It never gets boring hearing those beautiful screams of pain and fear.
46. Actually enjoy torturing
I belief the answers to the previous four questions answer this one.
47. Suspect you have Multi Personality Disorder
No we don’t ! How dare they call us MPD! We are perfectly sane! Just the fact that we are living with 16 people in one body doesn’t mean we have MPD!
48. Suspect you have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
I know I do
49. Thinking your mother is right
I hope she is, otherwise I’m in trouble
50. Proofing your mother is wrong!!
Hahahahahahaha the sweet taste of revenge, mother this is my payback for all the times you were wrong and glorious me was right!
51. Have minions that you can order around
Jup, the teller is at 9 currently
52. Have your minions swear loyalty to you and no one else
Already succeeded with two of them
53. Believe your immortal
Duh, come on. How could someone like me not be immortal.
54. Fall off the stairs and prove you are not (yet) immortal
Ok, you’ve got a point there. The bruises on my weak body are the prove of it.
55. Convince even more humans into becoming your minions
Working on that one
56. Truly appreciate sarcasm and apply it into your daily life
Naturally a hint of sarcasm a day keeps the shrink away
57. Enjoy seeing things burn
I love fire, it’s pretty!
58. …. Crap I believe They are watching us, They probably read everything I wrote
ow fiets, hide!!!
59. Forget how to breathe and pass out
Happened a couple of times
60. When unconscious your body takes over control and makes you inhale again
Also happened every time I passed out
61. You wake up and are furious at your body for taking over control
Every bloody single time. Why can’t I just stop breathing and become immortal?
62. Working on denying all of your bodies needs
Yes, already working on it
63. Thinking you have to go through detox because of your addiction to diet coke
I do?
64. Be horrified by the idea of diet coke detox
Truly horrified, how could they come up with such an idea!
65. Use words like horrified, whether and perpetually in your daily conversations
Everyday
66. Have a bol.com addiction
Guilty, very very very very guilty. Here my mother is right, better prove her wrong.
‘Sigh, jeez J your mum is already in Hell, how the fiets are you gonna prove her wrong?’
‘I don’t know yet, but I will soon!’
67. Always sit with your back against a wall so that people cannot sneak up on you
Yes, and make sure you know how many people there are, who looks suspicious and who’s an idiot I can convince into becoming my minions.
68. Name all your other personalities
If they don’t have names the others punish me.
69. Finally achieve world dominance
Hah, now I can rest
70. Love the pitiful cries for mercy
Yes I do
71. Get bored with the pitiful cries for mercy
What is that possible?!! Never , that won’t happen!
72. Stop letting people beg for mercy
Yes I can see why, better to torture them with duct tape covering their mouths
73. Start to strongly dislike world dominance and give it up
Never!!!
74. Find out that meddling in important decisions is much more interesting than world dominance
Ah, indeed it is. Excellent this way we can gain even more control!
75. Alter the course of wars
Guilty, never trust anything you read on Wikipedia anymore
76. Become one of the most wanted figures
Already am
77. Have a book written about your life
Already have, several actually
78. Become addicted to mentos gum
Not just addicted, I need it to be able to function properly
79. Find out that mentos gum plus diet coke gives a great sugar rush
Whoohooo sugar!!! Jummie, give me more!!
80. Talk so fast that your mouth cannot keep up with the words coming out of it
Always, even the teachers make comments on that. They said that I can say 2000 words in one minute. I believe I can apply for the guinnes book of world records now.
81. Have people stare at you because of that
Always, and they complain they need coffee to keep up with me
82. Try speaking with your mind instead of using spoken words
Jup
83. Notice that the staring does not diminish
Ow crap, where’s my survival kit?
84. Wish you still had world dominance because then they wouldn't have dared to stare at you
Yes I do, but I know other ways to stop the staring.
85. Use your other skills to drive them away from you
And it works!!!
86. Enjoy the silence when they are finally gone
Hah I do
87. Actually miss the cries for mercy
Yes listening to screams and cries of pain never gets boring
88. Begin plotting for world dominance once again
Again N & I won’t allow me to answer this question
89. Wake up and find yourself in a strange bed clutching a sword
Yes not just a sword but also a bludged shield and some knives
90. Open the door and see a bunch of angry people with guns pointing at you
SHUT THE BLOODY DOOR!!!
91. Use your survival kit mentioned in point 19 and escape from the angry people
Did it work? I’m hiding under my desk, I don’t hear them anymore. Do you think they’re gone?
92. Make a mental note never to let the world dominance character take over control again
Mental note made
‘No WOMAN you’re not gonna shut us out! Feel our fury.’
‘N & I could you please stop giving me a bloody headache, remember the coming MRI. If you don’t stay low they’ll see you.’
‘You’re gonna wear an iron helmet to keep the toxic rays out of our domain!’
‘I can’t do that you know, I’ll get locked away for good.’
‘Hmm, you actually got a point there, in a closed ward we could not finish our work. Alright for now we will stay low, but starting from Friday we will make your live a living hell.’
‘It already is, there’s nothing you can do to change that.’
93. Try to be normal for a few minutes
1…2…3…4…5…6….
‘What you doing?’
‘Crap, attempt failed. Don’t worry E. it’s nothing.’
94. Attempt fails horribly, damn those white vans!
And not only those wretched white vans, but I’m not allowed to answer why it failed.
95. Call 911 and ask if it is dangerous to drink 3 liters of diet coke and eat 60 mentos in just 2 hours
Jup, did that. Got laughed at, but then threathened to kill them. That stopped the laughing but brought back angry policemen with gun. Sigh, need to use the survival kit yet again.
96. Hear that it is not harmful and promptly open jet another bottle of diet coke
Jup
97. Argue with the voices whether or not to call a shrink
‘Everybody this has got to stop. I need to start living a normal life.’
‘Whahahaha you and normal, that’ll never work!’
‘Thanks for that wonderful comment, now you see why I need to become normal? I want to have my thoughts for myself.’
‘Like you don’t have that already?’
‘I believe that sharing my thoughts with 15 others is not having my thoughts for myself. Besides a lot of the things I’ve been doing lately has been getting me into trouble. And a few of us are to blame for that. I’m blaming N and I for that.’
‘Woman, that is totally unfair! I am not to blame for anything! I will not speak to you anymore’
‘And neither will I!’
‘Boys, stop the arguing. She’s got a point you know. The two of you are horribly annoying.’
‘ No we’re not!’
‘All right, we have established the need for a shrink, now all that remains is the question who will call him?’
‘I will, I have something to make up for.’
‘You sure N. Can I trust you with this? I don’t want any trouble.’
‘Phuh, as if I am not to be trusted. The fact that you even consider this offends me. Off course I will behave.’
‘Ok, go ahead.’
98. Have one of your other personalities call the shrink
‘So you’re the basterd that wants to meddle in our mind.’
‘Excuse me?’
‘I’m guessing you became such a wimp when you failed your MCtest. Whaha, you are a true loser. I will never let such a freak like you near me!’
99. Talk to the horribly offended shrink and try to explain that it was not you who said those things
‘I’m sorry sir, that really wasn’t me. I hope you don’t think any less of me because of this. I offer you my sincerest apologies.’
‘I’ve arranged a van to come pick you up right now. Stay where you are, we’re gonna get help for you.’
‘WHAT!! You’re not coming near us!’
‘N. Shut up, I want to get rid of you!’
‘Ma’m, I’m gonna tell the van drivers to speed up, they’ll be at your house within 5 minutes.’
100. End up in a closed ward and continue your plans for world dominance from there.
This is so unfair, but I’m finally getting my rest.
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Maar de kleur... tja... valk kan denk ik best, het heeft best wat weg van Lady dr kleur..
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Re: [HK]Het Dikke Buiken Topic 2011 - Deel 2
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gelukkig niet alleen.. maar zal morgen wel brak zijn na het waken Als er iets is stuur ik wel bericht via men tel
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Dustinlover succes met waken!!
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dustinlover: succes!
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@Whisperke, vreselijk zeg, sterkte met dit rotnieuws, zo te horen heb je zowiezo al veel met haar meegemaakt
@ KMD, wat een belachelijk mooie veulens maakt die mira zeg! en zo'n mooie buik hoop ik dat Djira ook krijgt, ziet er zo lekker gezellig uit!
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Re: [HK]Het Dikke Buiken Topic 2011 - Deel 2
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Vinden jullie het heel erg als ik geen 100 pagina's ga bijlezen, ik weer een pc en hoop dus weer meer op bokt te zitten vanaf vandaag.
He dames, hier nog geen veullies wel een uier wat iedere dag een heel klein beetje vult, maar om nu te zeggen dat het echt een mega uier is nope. Ik heb wat foto's gemaakt dus misschien willen jullie meekijken en gokken. omdat het zo lang duurde ben ik nog even iets gaan checken en tot mijn schrik heb ik de dames rond 10 mei Bij de heren gezet (chicko is op 19 maart gecastreerd) 8 weken waren nog niet om, plus dat hier een aantal mensen heel droog aangeven dat ruinen nog wel even kunnen dekken na de castratie ook langer dan 8 weken. Dus misschien zijn ze korter dragend als ik dacht. de foto´s zijn van vrijdag
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