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**Geplaatst**: 03-03-06 14:25

Re: Tussendoor grapje....

Geplaatst: 03-03-06 14:25

Een belg kan zijn 2 paarden niet uit elkaar houden,dus knipt hij de staart van de ene af.

Maar die groeit al heel snel weer aan en dan haalt de belg de twee paarden weer door elkaar.

Daarom knipt hij de manen van de ander af maar ook die groeien snel weer aan.

De belg denkt dit kan zo niet langer en meet de twee paarden op.

En wat blijkt?

Het witte paard is tien centimeter hoger dan de zwarte!!!

**Geplaatst**: 03-03-06 15:48

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Geplaatst: 03-03-06 15:48

Die is leuk

**Geplaatst**: 03-03-06 15:51

Re: Tussendoor grapje....

Geplaatst: 03-03-06 15:51

PeterV schreef:
een manegepaard zegt dromerig een leeuw noemt men koning der dieren en de kameel het schip van de woestijn hoe zullen ze mij dan noemen

het wrak van de bak roepen alle andere manegepaarden in koor

Over kamelen gesproken:

Q: Why do they call a camel the ship of the desert?
A: Because they're usually full of Arab seamen!

**Geplaatst**: 03-03-06 16:18

Re: Tussendoor grapje....

Geplaatst: 03-03-06 16:18

**Geplaatst**: 07-03-06 00:06

Re: Tussendoor grapje....

Geplaatst: 07-03-06 00:06

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**Geplaatst**: 24-03-06 18:06

Re: Tussendoor grapje....

Geplaatst: 24-03-06 18:06

"Hello?"

"Hi honey! This is Daddy.
Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

After a brief pause Daddy says: "But honey,you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now."

Brief Pause.

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door
and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!!
What about your Uncle Paul?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
and into the swimming pool.
But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water
last week, to clean it.
He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says,

"Swimming pool? . . .

Is this 486-5731???"

**Geplaatst**: 24-03-06 19:30

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Geplaatst: 24-03-06 19:30

Die is grandioos!

**Geplaatst**: 24-03-06 23:48

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Geplaatst: 24-03-06 23:48

@sflj:

**Geplaatst**: 25-03-06 13:45

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Geplaatst: 25-03-06 13:45

hahaha die is idd geniaal

**Geplaatst**: 30-03-06 22:45

Re: Tussendoor grapje....

Geplaatst: 30-03-06 22:45

Janssens ging naar de dokter om de testresultaten van zijn
vrouw op te halen.
Secretaresse: "Sorry mijnheer, maar er is hier iets
misgelopen en nu zitten we met een probleem.
Toen we de stalen van uw vrouw naar het lab stuurden, werden
ook de stalen van een andere vrouw met dezelfde naam naar het lab
gestuurd.

En nu weten we niet welke uitslag bij wie hoort. En eerlijk
gezegd, Mr. Janssens, de ene uitslag is erg en de andere
verschrikkelijk.
Mr. Janssens: "Hoe bedoel je?"
Secretaresse: "Wel, de ene vrouw heeft de ziekte van
Alzheimer en de andere heeft aids. We weten alleen niet wie wat
heeft.
Mr. Janssens: "Maar dat is erg! Wat moet ik nu doen?"
Secretaresse: "De dokter raadt u aan om uw vrouw in het
midden van de stad af te zetten en als ze de weg naar huis
terugvindt, . niet meer ne*ken!