Geplaatst 
“Dunglish”
When the English guests arrive they first have to make introductions and do some social talk. They ask ‘what do you?’ and ‘how do you do and how do you do your wife?’ Some are not the first the best and are working very hardly while some are doing easy these days because they already have earned there spurs. One of the ladies tells that she is the first woman state secretary for the inside and that she is having her first period.
Before the meating starts (stiptly at ten for half two), it has to be decided by which points one has to stand still, what would be interested to know and in which matter clearing has to be found. Some guests are too late, some cannot attend because they are on rice and some are still under way. One guest will not come at all because he had not standing it in his diarrhoea and another one is missing so they have to suck him first.
When the meating starts, the chairman hates them all a heartly welcome. He deals out the staple of papers and then says that ‘he would like to hand over the meating to the first speaker’. The first speaker reads the text hard up before the guests and has a long washing list of subjects where he has bitten himself fast in to. He shows the guests the back of his tongue with strong arguments but he also guarantees that he will not mow the grass away in front of their feet. Having said these important things the meating was not for nothing.
Now general statements are being made. That somebody has not fallen on his behind head, that one does not do this for nothing and that another one would do it against all price because this is all well very short through the curve and there is nothing on the hand. But although this is not to do they will try to get the noses in the same direction. Some guests are accusing others of sticking there head in the ground while others just stand with the mouth open. One guest says to another that ‘he had it a little bit difficult’. ‘Break me the back not open’ was the response. And for a very few it does not even wrinkle a bell.
While the meating progresses, people ask if it can or if it not can and which talking points they still have. As there is a lot of wet finger work, everybody has to look further than their nose is long. If they are on glad ice, this is all just madness on a small stick. But because they are already a little bit on the road they have to keep it in the wholes and row with the belts that they have. Later, the arguments are for the picking up but most guests are not more interested and are wondering how late it is.
Once things are not going well, some cannot hold it longer out. They are nearly going over their neck as they are the child of the bill. While they are sitting with their mouth full of teeth, it is not very hopegiving. So can it not longer go on because the meating is walking out. In great lines most of the guests agree with the speaker but that says nothing. They are facing with a disaster when one guest says that ‘it does not have sin to do that so why don’t you go geeseboarding?’ The others say that he is totally in the war and that he should go licking his wounds. They do not get it out and decide to leave it go.
During the time-out they have a little under us. As it is not round yet it has to be checked point by point and they must put some water by the wine. If they go through like this, there will be no signage of the contract. Some are already complete chewed out and ask to shrap some articles. Obviously they have to cut knots now but they also have to hold something behind the hand. They decide to take it trough one more time as it is not round yet.
After the time-out things go well and everybody is hanging on the speaker’s lips. They have found the egg of Columbus and nobody can prick through it. Finally they have fallen with their nose in the butter and are a whole end now. Some just see a small light point but not everybody can always get their sin. One guest admits that he totally had it miss but he also sees something hanging above their heads. The others say that it well can but that’s just old cook! They go their gang and follow each other on the foot.
At least, agreement has been reached on the whole rim ram and they will go in sea with each other. It was not for nothing. The document still needs some refinery but then the chairman signs in his backside. The chairman thanks the guests as they have been very helpy. The guests make a compliment that the chairman was sitting good in his skin and that he had doctored it out very good. So it all lucks very well. They are nearing the end of the meating when the chairman lifts it.
The farewell dinner starts and the ceremony master invites the guests to come on the table. They eat slip soles because they are good for the line. The wine is over the hill but they also have freshdrink for people that don’t like alcohol. The bottles of the freshdrink don’t have station money but you should never look a given horse in the back. After two hours the wine is up and the feast programme is coming to an end. The chairman thanks them from the bottom of his heart and also from his wife’s bottom. He tells them that a collection is held for a new carpet and that all those wishing to do something on the new carpet are asked to do so. By the door stands a collection put and they can just stop in there in. The guests say that it was a lovely farewell feast and that they will come back and search him up.
Till soon!