Bokt.nl

symphatico schreef:

Ik was in verleden ook niet goed in engels, maar ik heb cursus engels en duits geleerd (via thuisstudie) en is mij nu heel wat duidelijk hoe makkelijk eigenlijk engels ook maar is (en nee heb niet via een vertaalmachien gedaan).

I want Zhivago from the wei obtain. That went not always this way easy, he had it there always a lot to its sense! I had to catch him and wild open the hek. These had I small 40 cm, because a another horse was open flat behind us. Those made a jump and Zhivago were scared of him. Zhivago jumped right in a piece iron with a nail, what as a fence of the hek served.. Iron, he hung transpierced its abdomen fixed. I want him deliver, what did not succeed by the small space and the piece iron in its abdomen. He was frightened and had enormously much pain, he kicked me, I did not know what to do.. Eventually he himself has come loose, with an enormous breach in its abdomen for the size of a fist/hand blood flowed, there was a little put on more.. They have left Zhivago in sleeps...

Guinevere schreef:

Fijne cursus was dat! Doet me aan dit versje denken:

Eye half a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

symphatico schreef:

Ik was in verleden ook niet goed in engels, maar ik heb cursus engels en duits geleerd (via thuisstudie) en is mij nu heel wat duidelijk hoe makkelijk eigenlijk engels ook maar is (en nee heb niet via een vertaalmachien gedaan).

I want Zhivago from the wei obtain. That went not always this way easy, he had it there always a lot to its sense! I had to catch him and wild open the hek. These had I small 40 cm, because a another horse was open flat behind us. Those made a jump and Zhivago were scared of him. Zhivago jumped right in a piece iron with a nail, what as a fence of the hek served.. Iron, he hung transpierced its abdomen fixed. I want him deliver, what did not succeed by the small space and the piece iron in its abdomen. He was frightened and had enormously much pain, he kicked me, I did not know what to do.. Eventually he himself has come loose, with an enormous breach in its abdomen for the size of a fist/hand blood flowed, there was a little put on more.. They have left Zhivago in sleeps...

bromfiets schreef:

Whahahahaaaa

Sorry

Ilzjuh schreef:

symphatico schreef:

Ik was in verleden ook niet goed in engels, maar ik heb cursus engels en duits geleerd (via thuisstudie) en is mij nu heel wat duidelijk hoe makkelijk eigenlijk engels ook maar is (en nee heb niet via een vertaalmachien gedaan).

I want Zhivago from the wei obtain. That went not always this way easy, he had it there always a lot to its sense! I had to catch him and wild open the hek. These had I small 40 cm, because a another horse was open flat behind us. Those made a jump and Zhivago were scared of him. Zhivago jumped right in a piece iron with a nail, what as a fence of the hek served.. Iron, he hung transpierced its abdomen fixed. I want him deliver, what did not succeed by the small space and the piece iron in its abdomen. He was frightened and had enormously much pain, he kicked me, I did not know what to do.. Eventually he himself has come loose, with an enormous breach in its abdomen for the size of a fist/hand blood flowed, there was a little put on more.. They have left Zhivago in sleeps...

Eh, ik weet niet. Maar dat geld voor je thuisstudie zou ik terug vragen.

Maar het was mij eigenlijk al vrij duidelijk dat het uit een vertaalmachine kwam. Die laat altijd woorden die hij niet kan vertalen staan in het Nederlands. Lijkt mij dat als ze dit zelf had gedaan ze wel even de moeite had gedaan om daar een woord voor te verzinnen.

Quellian schreef:

Hahaha, ik hoop dat de vertaler van het eerste stukje een grapje heeft gemaakt?

zydeco schreef:

ik wou eigenlijk niet reageren hier
maar heb met tranen in mijn ogen onder het bureau gelegen na het lezen van de eerste vertaling
ik hoop niet dat die cursus al te duur was

geweldig mijn dag is weer goed