Ik kwam dit tegen op een ander forum. Het is wel leuk om te lezen. Sorry voor de anti-anglofielen, maar het is WEER in het engels
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How many horses does it take to change a light bulb?
Warmblood: Light bulb? What light bulb?
Any foal: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
Thoroughbred: Just one. And he’ll rewire the barn while he’s at it.
Shetland: I can’t reach the darn lamp.
Saddlebred: Sorry, just had my hooves and mane done.
Morgan: Oh, oh, me, me! Pleeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Trakhener: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was light bulb?
Akhal-Teke: Zero! AT’s aren’t afraid of the dark!
Holsteiner: How DARE that light bulb burn out!! How DARE you ask me to change it!! OH!! (Flouncing off).
Quarter Horse: I'd be happy to help you with that! I can fit it in between cutting and Hunter Under Saddle. Oh, wait...I have trail at noon and Western Pleasure class at 2:00. Let's see...no, no, I have Pleasure Driving at 4:30 and Reining at 6:00. Then, the Trainer needs me for a lesson with a new Walk-Jogger tonight at 8:00. I know: Just leave it by my stall and I'll do it at 4:00am, just before my bath for the Halter class.
Arab: That’s what we pay the help for. I’ll just chew on his shirttail while he’s at it.
Appaloosa: No, don't change it. If it's dark maybe no one will see me raiding the feed room.
Connemara: We’ll just be havin’ a nip of the Bushmill’s, we will, and then we’ll not be noticin’ the light.
Andalusian: Let the maid do it, I need to go roll in the mud.
Clydesdale: Och, and ye’ll be usin’ up the ’lectricity, ye’ will, better tae use a wee bit of candle… better yet tae not waste either and just get tae sleep when the sun gaes doon… electricity is verra dear.
National Show Horse: (fidgeting all the while) Lights? Lights? Where? Do you want me to pose? This is my good side… no wait, let me get my mane straight… no wait, this angle is all wrong. No, wait, maybe this is my good side. Do you want dramatic… or bold? or maybe sensitive?
Shire: (yawn) Who cares?