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**Geplaatst door de TopicStarter** : 02-02-01 19:58

Geplaatst door de TopicStarter : 02-02-01 19:58

I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. The other day, I went
horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse starts bouncing out of control.
I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could not
possibly get worse, my foot gets caught in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head
first to the ground. My head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or
even slow down.

Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Walmart manager came
and unplugged it. Thank goodness for heros.
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You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.
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My horse is very polite. Whenever we come to a jump he stops and lets me go first!
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An Amish man named Samuel was injured when he and his horse were struck by a car at an
intersection. Samuel sued the driver of the car. In court, he was cross-examined by the driver's lawyer:
Lawyer: Samuel, you've told us all about your injuries. However, according to the accident report, you told the investigating officer at the scene that you weren't injured at all, isn't that true?"
Samuel: Well ... let me explain.
Lawyer: Go right ahead (thinking he now had the plaintiff on the ropes). Please tell the jury. Samuel: When the officer arrived at the scene, he first looked upon my fallen horse. Finding him injured, the officer said to me, 'Looks like he has a broken leg,' and then he took out his weapon and shot my horse dead. Then the officer came up me and asked me how I was doing. Of course, I immediately replied, 'I'm OK!'
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If my horse runs and plays with the other horses in the pasture but comes limping up to me...does that mean I'm being taken for a sucker?
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