SANTA IS A WOMANSanta is a womanI'm convinced it must be trueSo many things he takes credit forMost men just will not doHe spends his days in shopping mallsPassing out candy and gum sticksHe gabs with moms and kids alikeAnd takes great party picsSanta always keeps a listAnd always checks it twiceWhy, isn't that the storyOf every woman's life?Santa's into arts and craftsHe's always making toysAnd he keeps tabs on all the neighborhood kidsKnows the nice girls and boysSanta likes to decorateThey say he has a flairHe can do the trees all by himselfKnows which ornament goes whereSanta does not mind asking directionsThere's a lot of deliveries, you knowTo houses all over the universeIn cities high and lowSanta makes a fashion statementThat few other men would copyIn a fur-trimmed suit of velvet redNever wrinkled, never sloppyYes, Santa Claus there is a VirginiaAnd a Mary, Sue and JaneYou must know all of them quite wellFor you are much the sameSanta has to be a womanIt's the only thing that's rightWho else would work on holiday presentsAll hours of the night