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Geplaatst door de TopicStarter : 03-12-03 00:14

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Dear Tech Support,

Recently I purchased and installed Horse 1.0.

I soon noticed that this program appears to have numerous glitches. For
instance, every time my computer boots up, I have to run Feed 5.3 and
Water 7.1. Many times I've been in the middle of writing an important
document, and a window will flash telling me to run Clean Stall 2.0.
This program also contained applications I did not wish to install, such
as Manure 8.5, however they auto-installed with Horse 1.0.

Applications such as Vacation 2.7 and Free Time 10.1 can no longer run,
crashing whenever selected. Possibly the worst is that Horse 1.0 has
attached itself to programs like Finance Manager and MS Money, with
folders added such as "Monthly Shoeing" and "Winter Blanket".
Periodically, I'll get a reminder telling me to send a check to the
manufacturer of Horse 1.0 for the aforementioned items.

I have tried to uninstall Horse 1.0 numerous times, but when I try to
run the uninstall program, I get warning messages telling me that a
deadly virus known as "Withdrawal" will infect my system. Please
Help!!!!!

(THE REPLY:)

Dear User,

Your complaint is not unusual. A common misconception among users is
that Horse 1.0 is a mere "utilities and entertainment program." It is
not - it is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its' creator to run
everything!

A warning will soon be imprinted on the box. Since you have already
installed Horse 1.0, here are a few tips on how to make it run better.
If you are annoyed by the applications Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1, you may
run C: \HIRE HELP, however this will cause another folder to be added to
financial applications, labeled "Staff". Failure to send payment to
"Staff" will result in Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1 being run again on
startup.

A note of caution: NOT booting up your computer for several days isn't
the solution to avoiding Feed 5.3 and Water 7.1. You will find that,
when you boot up your computer again, a nasty virus called "Colic 4.2"
will have attached itself to important documents and the only way to rid
your computer of Colic 4.2 is by purchasing and installing "Vet 10.1",
which we admit is extremely expensive, but crucial. Otherwise, Colic 4.2
will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Finally, it is
important that you run C:\Carrots and C:\Scratch Ears on a fairly
regular basis to keep the application running smoothly. If you have any
more questions, please call our toll free number.

Sincerely,

Tech Support