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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst door de TopicStarter: 12-03-03 14:57

HOW MANY HORSEPERSONS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?

WESTERN PLEASURE RIDERS: Oh, my God, someone fix that bulb, I have to have
light so that my silver and spangles all glow to their best and so that all
the highlighter on Old Peanut Head makes his nose look so smooth and
sparkly, and oh, my diamond studs have to flash in the light, you know, so
oh, someone has to fix it. Oh, maybe you without all the silver on your
saddle, obviously you can't ride, you can do it.

ENDURANCE RIDER: Light bulb? Do you mind, I'm trying to get my horse's
pulse/respiration/hydration levels down to respectable levels. Once that is
done, I have another 50 miles to go before I can even think about changing a
light bulb.

DRESSAGE QUEEN: Change a light bulb? Are you joking? I couldn't possibly be
expected to subject myself to such a menial task. Change it yourself. Oh,
and wash your hands when you are finished. The very thought!

CLASSICAL DRESSAGE QUEEN: These things cannot be rushed, but must be
approached slowly, with great patience, and adherence to the principles laid
down by the classical masters, otherwise the light bulb will not
attain its true potential, but will forever just be a shadow of its true
self. Never, ever, use any type of gadget when changing the light bulb.
That is an offense to the principles of classical light bulb changing.

EVENTERS: Wuss! As soon as my arm is out of this sling broken after falling
off at that large stone wall while riding Hell Bent for Leather cross
country, I'll change it. Until then, deal with the dark. It'll put hair on
your chest. Only dressage riders require lights, anyway.

SHOW JUMPER: Why on Earth would I need to change a light bulb when the whole
world knows that the sun shines out of my butt. Why, when I release over a
jump, the spectators are practically blinded.

NATURAL HORSEMAN: You must instill respect in the light bulb, so that it
sees you as the Alpha light bulb, using "light bulb dynamics" (video set
available at $179.00 on my Website). Once you have done this, you will
find that there is really no need to change the light bulb at all, but that
the light bulb will, with very little coaxing from you (using patented
"light bulb coaxer") designed by me - $99.00 each, for extra $49.99 you get
an introductory video thrown in) will behave as all good light bulbs should.

HUNTER RIDER: Well, I'm waiting for my trainer to tell me exactly how but
he's changing light bulbs somewhere else right now.

BACKYARD HORSEMAN: Do I have to do everything??!! Oh yeah, I do, don't I?
I'll get to it as soon as I'm done mucking stalls, cleaning and filling the
tub, cleaning and filling the water buckets, stacking my hay, setting
up for night feeding, cleaning my tack, picking out manure from the paddock,
brushing and exercising the horses, and whatever else needs to be done.

HOW MANY HORSES DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?

THOROUGHBRED: Who ME?? Do WHAT? I'm scared of light bulbs! I'm outta here!
ARABIAN: Someone else do it. It might get my silky mane dirty and besides,
who's gonna read me the instructions?
QUARTER HORSE: Put all the bulbs in a pen and tell me which one you want.
STANDARDBRED: Oh for Pete's Sake, give me the darned bulb and let's be done
with it.
SHETLAND: Give it to me. I'll kill it and we won't have to worry about it
anymore.
FRIESIAN: I would, but I can't see where I'm going from behind all this
mane.
BELGIAN: Put the Shetland on my back, maybe he can reach it then.
WARMBLOOD: Is the 2nd Level Instruction Packet in English? Doesn't anyone
realize that I was sold for $75K as a yearling, but only because my hocks
are bad, otherwise I would be worth $100K? I am NOT changing lightbulbs.
Make the TB get back here and do it.
MORGAN: Me! Me! Me! Pleeease let me! I wanna do it! I'm gonna do it! I know
how, really I do! Just watch! My parole officer said it's okay, really! And
when we're done we can go over to the neighbors and chase their cats!
APPALOOSA: Ya'll are a bunch of losers. We don't need to change the
lightbulb, I ain't scared of the dark. And someone make that dang Morgan
stop jumping up and down before I double barrel him.
HAFLINGER: That thing I ate was a lightbulb?

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Lielle

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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst: 12-03-03 15:05

Haha! Haha! Haha!

Imker

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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst: 12-03-03 15:13

whaahahaha!!! Hij is echt goed!!

Toos paardloos


DubbelFun

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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst: 12-03-03 16:11

Hij blijft leuk Lachen

Chantalll

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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst: 12-03-03 16:50

wheheheehhhe hijs goe Lachen

Percy

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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst: 12-03-03 19:41

Deze is echt komisch zeg *LOL*

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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst: 12-03-03 19:44

Hahaha Haha!

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Dependance van Ratcity's Shelter locatie Almere
DeviantArt voor mijn doodles!

Feetje

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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst: 12-03-03 21:36

hahaha! Die haflingers..altijd hongerig (hè Sabientje? Haha! )
En die Natural Horseman met al die video's..Haha!:D:D:D
Het is wel een beetje werkelijkheid....

Als iedereen aan zichzelf denkt wordt er aan iedereen gedacht ;)

snowdon

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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst: 12-03-03 21:56

wat is n Light Bulb?

Feetje

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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst: 12-03-03 21:57

Ik denk een lampje, gewoon zo'n peertje ofzo...

Als iedereen aan zichzelf denkt wordt er aan iedereen gedacht ;)

snowdon

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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst: 12-03-03 21:58

owja.. Blondth .. *LOL*

Sterre

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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst: 13-03-03 00:29

*LOL* , erg grappig !!!

Benz († 18.12.09) & Bella († 4.01.10), ik mis julie nog steeds ;( ....
Welkom lieve Mila <3 !
Vakantie vieren op een echt kasteel in Beieren :) ?? http://www.schloss-moehren.nl/

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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst: 13-03-03 08:14

snowdon schreef:
wat is n Light Bulb?


Leonnetje toch Knipoog

Maar inderdaad erg grappig *LOL*


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