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A Cowboy's Guide to Life ...

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Be Kind to all Creatures!
A Cowboy's Guide to Life

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin' the cat outta' the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacca.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

There are three kinds of men: the ones that learn by reading; the few who learn by observation; the rest have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

Sincerely .... Haha!


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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst: 16-05-03 17:36

sonjabelgium schreef:
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.


}> Helemaal mee eens... *LOL*

Malabarista

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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst: 16-05-03 17:47

Haha dat soort dingen zijn altijd leuk. Kunnen we weer van leren... Cool

Citaat:
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.


hmmm... Schijnheilig

DubbelDun

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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst: 16-05-03 17:57

Ik kende hem al, de link staat in mijn profiel.
Maar hij blijft leuk en oh zo waar Lachen

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DubbelDun

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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst: 16-05-03 18:15

Ken je deze al:
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Farmer John has three sons. One day his oldest comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car.

His father says, "Son, come with me!" He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, "This tractor is needed for the farm and I promise, as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a car."

The boy was not too happy but he understood and said, "Ok, Dad."

A week later his second son, (10 yr. old), approaches him wanting a new two wheel bike. Well, he gets the same excuse "....as soon as the tractor is paid for...."

Shortly after that his youngest is bugging him for a tricycle. Again, 'ol dad gives him the lecture about the tractor needing to be paid off first.

While leaving the barn, the young boy, a little disgusted with the whole thing, sees the rooster mating with one of the hens, and promptly goes over and kicks the rooster off the hens back, mumbling to himself.

His dad says, "Son, why would you do something like that? He didn't do anything to you to deserve that."

The little boy says "Hey, nobody rides anything around here until that DAMN TRACTOR IS PAID OFF!!!"

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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst: 16-05-03 18:36

Haha, die is echt grappig!

tssss

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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst: 16-05-03 21:25

sonjabelgium schreef:
Don't squat with your spurs on.


Lettin' the cat outta' the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.



Echt SUPER!

Jo ho Sebastian, let's go far away, somewhere where the Captain won't be mad...
Jo ho Sebastian, I wanna love you good, we deserve much better than we've had...

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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst: 17-05-03 10:01

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Voor vandaag haal ik deze even aan.

Gek op mijn kleine tinkerbink...
http://www.dapperdier.nl Omdat je begrijpt dat kennis van paarden bijdraagt aan een blij paard, waardoor je geniet van samen werken aan een inspirerend partnerschap.
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