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Subject: Horse reality shows
1. JOANNE MILLIONAIRE:
Rich young women are first introduced to the
exciting world of horses. They become completely
hooked on the finest purebreds, the best trainers,
fabulous stabling and expert instruction.
In the last episode...they discover they're penniless.
2. SURVIVOR-THE ENDURANCE RIDE:
10 elite show riders leave their oak tack trunks, their
minimum wage grooms, their canopies and
gooseneck living quarters behind to spend 2 days
in Death Valley. They have to perform heinous acts
such as cleaning their own tack,grooming and
caring for their own horse, and getting along with
other riders. As we sit back and watch riders
succumb to torture, the strongest break away from
camp to search for cell phone, golf cart and
3. AMERICAN SHOW IDOL:
Thousands of equestrians must audition in front of
exacting judges who pick apart their ride using
colorful evaluations such as "try another sport"
and "clucking to your horse makes you sound like
a chicken". George Morris guest stars.
4. I'M A DRESSAGE QUEEN, GET ME OUT OF HERE:
A Prix St Georges rider and her Hanoverian stallion
are shipped to a working cattle ranch. In Episode 3
she ruins her full seat Eurostar breeches while
closing the cattle gate. Unable to ride until her new
attire is shipped, the local wrangler roundpens her
horse and starts roping off his back.
5. MATCHED BY AMERICA: Constestants who are
tired of looking for Mr or Ms Equine Perfection allow
the studio audience to vote on which horse is truly
the best partner for them. Tossing breed and color
preferences to the wind, contestants discover that
1) a good horse can be any size, age, color
2) when you find the right match, there can be
Je suis Charlie.