Citaat:FEATURES A SELECTIVE SENSE OF SMELL Bitterly complains about your sticky-sweet cigar smoke while remaining totally oblivious to the almost visible aroma of her barn boots drying next to the heater.
UNMISTAKABLE IN A BATHING SUIT She's the one whose tan starts at the nose, ends at the neck, and picks up again at the wrists.
Citaat:SENTIMENTAL FOOL Displays a minimum of six 8x10 color photos of the horse in the house and carries a crumpled snapshot of you (taken before you were married) somewhere in the bottom of her purse.
SHOWS HER AFFECTION IN UNUSUAL WAYS If she pats you on the neck and says "you're a good boy," believe it or not, she loves you!
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