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Hoe herken je een amazone...(engels)

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Identification of the Female Equestrian...

EASY TO LOCATE She's either off on the horse or out in the barn.

UPHOLDS THE DOUBLE STANDARD Smooches with the most bewhiskered beast, but recoils when you need a shave.

OWNS ONE VACUUM CLEANER and operates it exclusively in the barn.

A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY, providing the party is given by another horsey wife. Falls asleep in her soup at all other functions.

ECONOMY MINDED Won't waste your money on permanents, facials, or manicures.

A CULINARY PERFECTIONIST Checks every section of hay for mold but doesn't blink when she petrifies your dinner in the microwave.

OCCASIONALLY AMOROUS but never leaves lipstick on your collar, at worst, slight trace of chapstick.

EASY TO OUTFIT No need for embarrassing visits to uncomfortable little boutiques. You can find all she wears at your local tackstore.

FEATURES A SELECTIVE SENSE OF SMELL Bitterly complains about your sticky-sweet cigar smoke while remaining totally oblivious to the almost visible aroma of her barn boots drying next to the heater.

UNMISTAKABLE IN A BATHING SUIT She's the one whose tan starts at the nose, ends at the neck, and picks up again at the wrists.

A DEDICATED CLUB WOMAN as long as the words "horse" or "riding" appear in its name.

HAS YOUR LEISURE AT HEART Eliminates grass cutting by turning every square inch of lawn into pasture which, in turn, converts itself into mud.

A MASTER AT MULTIPLICATION She starts with one horse, adds a companion, and if it's a mare, she breeds it.

KEEPS AN EAGLE EYE ON THE BUDGET Easily justifies spending six hundred dollars, but croaks when you blow ten on a tie.

AN ENGAGING CONVERSATIONALIST Can rattle on endlessly about training.

SOCIALLY AWARE Knows that formal occasions call for clean boots.

A MOVING FORCE IN THE FAMILY House by house, she'll get you to move closer to horse country (and farther away from your job).

EASY TO PLEASE A new wheelbarrow, custom boots, or even a folding hoof pick will win her heart forever.

SENTIMENTAL FOOL Displays a minimum of six 8x10 color photos of the horse in the house and carries a crumpled snapshot of you (taken before you were married) somewhere in the bottom of her purse.

SHOWS HER AFFECTION IN UNUSUAL WAYS If she pats you on the neck and says "you're a good boy," believe it or not, she loves you!

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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst: 15-11-02 16:14

Citaat:
FEATURES A SELECTIVE SENSE OF SMELL Bitterly complains about your sticky-sweet cigar smoke while remaining totally oblivious to the almost visible aroma of her barn boots drying next to the heater.

UNMISTAKABLE IN A BATHING SUIT She's the one whose tan starts at the nose, ends at the neck, and picks up again at the wrists.

Citaat:
SENTIMENTAL FOOL Displays a minimum of six 8x10 color photos of the horse in the house and carries a crumpled snapshot of you (taken before you were married) somewhere in the bottom of her purse.

SHOWS HER AFFECTION IN UNUSUAL WAYS If she pats you on the neck and says "you're a good boy," believe it or not, she loves you!


Ik heb in een deuk gelegen!!!!!!!
Hoe herkenbaar!!!!

Zelf heb ik ooit mijn man wakker gemaakt, door hem 's nachts op zijn hoofd te kloppen en hem een braaf paard te noemen.................

Lielle

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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst: 15-11-02 16:21

Hilarious, en heel herkenbaar! Zo zeg ik ook altijd braaf tegen kinderen Bloos

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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst: 15-11-02 19:00

wij tege onze broertjes!

If you can't amaze people with your intelligence.. confuse them with your bullshit Slim

Ditta

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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst: 15-11-02 19:35

vertaling please!!

kan iemand mij de vertaling PBen?? danke

Just say yes, just say there is nothing holding you back..

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Link naar dit bericht Geplaatst: 15-11-02 21:17

hahaha echt geweldig!!

Nou ik ben een echte amazone hoor Haha!

Je moet de mening van een meerderheid niet verwarren met de waarheid.


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